Kale My Name

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:

• Ajvar and Pita BreadUSD 12.00

  Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.

• Three EmpanadasUSD 14.00

  Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!

• Cauliflower WingsUSD 15.00

  Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]

  • BuffaloUSD 0.00
  • BBQUSD 0.00
  • Lemon PepperUSD 0.00

• Chips and GuacamoleUSD 10.00

  House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]

• TequenosUSD 14.00

  Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.

• NachosUSD 15.00

  Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3

• Mac BallsUSD 13.00

  Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.

• Two SlidersUSD 17.00

  Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]

  • Veggie PattyUSD 0.00
  • Beyond PattyUSD 0.00
  • One Veggie, One BeyondUSD 1.00

• Homemade FriesUSD 6.00

  Served with Ranch [GF, SF]

• Greek FriesUSD 9.00

  Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]

• Fried Oyster MushroomsUSD 19.00

  Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]

• Sweet PotatoUSD 7.00

“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:

• Caesar SaladUSD 14.00

  Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]

• Neiman SaladUSD 15.00

  Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

• Taco SaladUSD 15.00

  Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

• Kale My Name House SaladUSD 11.00

  Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]

  • MediterraneanUSD 0.00
  • RanchUSD 0.00
  • CaesarUSD 0.00
  • Chipotle AioliUSD 0.00
  • Garlic AioliUSD 0.00
  • BuffaloUSD 0.00
  • BBQUSD 0.00

• Greek SaladUSD 15.00

  Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

WRAP IT UP:

-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1

• Jackfruit WrapUSD 17.00

  Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Buffalo Tofu WrapUSD 16.00

  Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Italian Seitan WrapUSD 17.00

  Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Caesar Avocado WrapUSD 16.00

  Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Add Tindle Chicken TendersUSD 4.00
  • No CaesarUSD 0.00
  • No AvocadoUSD 0.00
  • No Sun Dried TomatoUSD 0.00
  • No ParmesanUSD 0.00

• Oyster Mushroom WrapUSD 20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing [GF,SF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • No KaleUSD 0.00
  • No onionsUSD 0.00
  • No tomatoUSD 0.00
  • No awesome sauceUSD 0.00
  • Awesome sauce on the sideUSD 0.00
  • No picklesUSD 0.00

TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:

• Jackfruit TacosUSD 14.00

  Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Fried Avocado TacosUSD 14.00

  Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Seitan TacosUSD 14.00

  Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]

• Beyond TacosUSD 17.00

  Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Combo Tacos (One of Each)USD 19.00

  One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos

NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:

• LAST MINUTE THANKSGIVING PLATTERUSD 34.00

  Hungry Kales, we will be OPEN for Thanksgiving and you can get our “Last Minute Thanksgiving Platter” all day today and tomorrow. 😍 Vegan Turkey covered with mushrooms gravy, mashed potatoes, garlic kale and Mac and Cheese, including Cranberry Cheesecake!!! 😍 Plus every order will get free cold pressed juice! 😋 Available for Dine In, Take Out and Delivery! Happy Thanksgiving. ♥️

• TINDLE Chicken SandwichUSD 18.00

  TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• TiNDLE Breakfast SandwichUSD 19.00

  Everything Bagel, Two TiNDLE sausage patties, Cheddar Cheese, Scrambled Tofu and home made vegan honey mustard served with rosemary potatoes.

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Chicago BurgerUSD 18.00

  *nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader  Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Tina's Veggie BurgerUSD 18.00

  Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Hawaii BurgerUSD 19.00

  Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Oyster Mushroom SandwichUSD 20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • FriesUSD 0.00
  • BroccoliUSD 1.00
  • Black BeansUSD 1.00
  • Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
  • Greek FriesUSD 3.00
  • Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00
  • Sweet Potato friesUSD 1.00

• Southern SupperUSD 21.00

  Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]

CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!

• Kids QuesadillasUSD 6.00

  Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]

  • MozzarellaUSD 0.00
  • CheddarUSD 0.00

• Kids BurgerUSD 14.00

  Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]

• Kids Veggie PlateUSD 9.00

  Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]

SIDE CHICK:

• BroccoliUSD 4.00

• Black BeansUSD 3.00

• Garlic Kale YeahUSD 5.00

IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:

• RanchUSD 1.00

• Caesar DressingUSD 1.00

• Awesome SauceUSD 1.00

• Garlic AioliUSD 1.00

• Buffalo SauceUSD 1.00

• BBQ SauceUSD 1.00

• Chipotle AioliUSD 1.00

• Mediterranean VinaigretteUSD 1.00

• ChipsUSD 2.00

• Pita BreadUSD 3.00

• Guacamole - SideUSD 3.00

• Pico De Gallo SideUSD 3.00

• Nacho Cheese SideUSD 3.00

• Homemade Salsa - SideUSD 3.00

STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:

• CheesecakeUSD 14.00

  Yes, it is vegan! :)

  • Whole CheesecakeUSD 72.00
  • CranberryUSD 0.00

• Pie Pie My Darling (Pumpkin Snickerdoodle Cake)USD 14.00

  Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.

UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:

No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.

• JapanUSD 10.00

  Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• PhilippinesUSD 10.00

  Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• LebanonUSD 10.00

  Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• KenyaUSD 10.00

  Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• New ZealandUSD 10.00

  Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• BrazilUSD 10.00

  Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• YugoslaviaUSD 10.00

  Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

• International WatersUSD 12.00

  Build Your Own Smoothie

  • Protein PowderUSD 2.00

WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:

• EloteUSD 7.00

• Little Bit of EverythingUSD 59.00

  2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.

  • Two PeopleUSD 0.00
  • Three PeopleUSD 24.00
  • Four PeopleUSD 48.00
  • Five PeopleUSD 72.00
  • Six PeopleUSD 96.00

THIRST TRAP

• COLD PRESS JUICEUSD 5.00

  All organic and natural ingredients: KALE, APPLE, PINEAPPLE and GINGER. This juice is one of the healthiest things your body can consume.

• Lemonade - Different FlavorsUSD 6.00

• Limeade - Different FlavorsUSD 6.00

• Cup of Hot ChocolateUSD 5.00

  • LavenderUSD 1.00

• Organic Hot TeaUSD 5.00

  • Lemon GingerUSD 0.00
  • CamomileUSD 0.00
  • English Breakfast Black TeaUSD 0.00
  • China Green PureUSD 0.00
  • China Green JasmineUSD 0.00
  • Fruit SymphonyUSD 0.00
  • Earl GreyUSD 0.00
  • English BreakfastUSD 0.00
  • Queens BlendUSD 0.00
  • PeppermintUSD 0.00
  • UnsweetUSD 0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUSD 1.00

• COFFEESUSD 4.00

  • Black CoffeeUSD 0.00
  • EspressoUSD 1.00
  • Decaf EspressoUSD 0.00
  • Hot LatteUSD 2.00
  • Iced LatteUSD 2.00
  • OatUSD 1.00
  • UnsweetUSD 0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUSD 1.00
  • LavenderUSD 1.00

• JuiceUSD 4.00

  • Orange JuiceUSD 0.00
  • Cranberry JuiceUSD 0.00

• Can PepsiUSD 3.00

• Can SpriteUSD 3.00

• Can Lime LacroixUSD 3.00

• Can Mango LacroixUSD 3.00

• Boxed WaterUSD 3.00

• PerrierUSD 4.00

• Iced TeaUSD 5.00