I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:
Ajvar and Pita BreadUSD 12.00
Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.
Three EmpanadasUSD 14.00
Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!
Cauliflower WingsUSD 15.00
Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]
- BuffaloUSD 0.00
- BBQUSD 0.00
- Lemon PepperUSD 0.00
Chips and GuacamoleUSD 10.00
House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]
TequenosUSD 14.00
Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.
NachosUSD 15.00
Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3
Mac BallsUSD 13.00
Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.
Two SlidersUSD 17.00
Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]
- Veggie PattyUSD 0.00
- Beyond PattyUSD 0.00
- One Veggie, One BeyondUSD 1.00
Homemade FriesUSD 6.00
Served with Ranch [GF, SF]
Greek FriesUSD 9.00
Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]
Fried Oyster MushroomsUSD 19.00
Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]
“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:
Caesar SaladUSD 14.00
Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]
Neiman SaladUSD 15.00
Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]
Taco SaladUSD 15.00
Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]
Kale My Name House SaladUSD 11.00
Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]
- MediterraneanUSD 0.00
- RanchUSD 0.00
- CaesarUSD 0.00
- Chipotle AioliUSD 0.00
- Garlic AioliUSD 0.00
- BuffaloUSD 0.00
- BBQUSD 0.00
Greek SaladUSD 15.00
Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]
WRAP IT UP:
-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1
Jackfruit WrapUSD 17.00
Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Buffalo Tofu WrapUSD 16.00
Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Italian Seitan WrapUSD 17.00
Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Caesar Avocado WrapUSD 16.00
Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
- Add Tindle Chicken TendersUSD 4.00
- No CaesarUSD 0.00
- No AvocadoUSD 0.00
- No Sun Dried TomatoUSD 0.00
- No ParmesanUSD 0.00
Oyster Mushroom WrapUSD 20.00
Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing [GF,SF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
- No KaleUSD 0.00
- No onionsUSD 0.00
- No tomatoUSD 0.00
- No awesome sauceUSD 0.00
- Awesome sauce on the sideUSD 0.00
- No picklesUSD 0.00
TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:
Jackfruit TacosUSD 14.00
Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Fried Avocado TacosUSD 14.00
Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Seitan TacosUSD 14.00
Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]
Beyond TacosUSD 17.00
Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Combo Tacos (One of Each)USD 19.00
One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos
NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:
TINDLE Chicken SandwichUSD 18.00
TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
TiNDLE Breakfast SandwichUSD 19.00
Everything Bagel, Two TiNDLE sausage patties, Cheddar Cheese, Scrambled Tofu and home made vegan honey mustard served with rosemary potatoes.
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Chicago BurgerUSD 18.00
*nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Hawaii BurgerUSD 19.00
Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Tina's Veggie BurgerUSD 18.00
Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Oyster Mushroom SandwichUSD 20.00
Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- FriesUSD 0.00
- BroccoliUSD 1.00
- Black BeansUSD 1.00
- Garlic Kale YeahUSD 1.00
- Greek FriesUSD 3.00
- Rosemary PotatoesUSD 0.00
Southern SupperUSD 21.00
Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]
CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!
Kids QuesadillasUSD 6.00
Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]
- MozzarellaUSD 0.00
- CheddarUSD 0.00
Kids BurgerUSD 14.00
Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]
Kids Veggie PlateUSD 9.00
Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]
SIDE CHICK:
BroccoliUSD 4.00
Black BeansUSD 3.00
Garlic Kale YeahUSD 5.00
IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:
RanchUSD 1.00
Caesar DressingUSD 1.00
Awesome SauceUSD 1.00
Garlic AioliUSD 1.00
Buffalo SauceUSD 1.00
BBQ SauceUSD 1.00
Chipotle AioliUSD 1.00
Mediterranean VinaigretteUSD 1.00
ChipsUSD 2.00
Pita BreadUSD 3.00
Guacamole - SideUSD 3.00
Pico De Gallo SideUSD 3.00
Nacho Cheese SideUSD 3.00
Homemade Salsa - SideUSD 3.00
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:
Cheesecake (Pineapple)USD 14.00
Yes, it is vegan! :)
- Whole CheesecakeUSD 72.00
- PineappleUSD 0.00
Pie Pie My Darling (Strawberry Streusel)USD 14.00
Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.
UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:
No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.
JapanUSD 10.00
Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
PhilippinesUSD 10.00
Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
LebanonUSD 10.00
Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
KenyaUSD 10.00
Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
New ZealandUSD 10.00
Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
BrazilUSD 10.00
Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
YugoslaviaUSD 10.00
Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
International WatersUSD 12.00
Build Your Own Smoothie
- Protein PowderUSD 2.00
WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:
EloteUSD 7.00
Little Bit of EverythingUSD 59.00
2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.
- Two PeopleUSD 0.00
- Three PeopleUSD 24.00
- Four PeopleUSD 48.00
- Five PeopleUSD 72.00
- Six PeopleUSD 96.00
THIRST TRAP
Lemonade - Different FlavorsUSD 6.00
Limeade - Different FlavorsUSD 6.00
Cup of Hot ChocolateUSD 5.00
- LavenderUSD 1.00
Organic Hot TeaUSD 5.00
- Lemon GingerUSD 0.00
- CamomileUSD 0.00
- English Breakfast Black TeaUSD 0.00
- China Green PureUSD 0.00
- China Green JasmineUSD 0.00
- Fruit SymphonyUSD 0.00
- Earl GreyUSD 0.00
- English BreakfastUSD 0.00
- Queens BlendUSD 0.00
- PeppermintUSD 0.00
- UnsweetUSD 0.00
- Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUSD 1.00
COFFEESUSD 4.00
- Black CoffeeUSD 0.00
- EspressoUSD 1.00
- Decaf EspressoUSD 0.00
- Hot LatteUSD 2.00
- Iced LatteUSD 2.00
- OatUSD 1.00
- UnsweetUSD 0.00
- Sweetened - Monk Fruit SweetenerUSD 1.00
- LavenderUSD 1.00
JuiceUSD 4.00
- Orange JuiceUSD 0.00
- Cranberry JuiceUSD 0.00
Can PepsiUSD 3.00
Can SpriteUSD 3.00
Can Lime LacroixUSD 3.00
Can Mango LacroixUSD 3.00
Boxed WaterUSD 3.00
PerrierUSD 4.00
Iced TeaUSD 5.00
